Rectalfy


pr-nounced, rectal-fi. meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their -ss, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.
hey jim, i’m having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!” “oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!”

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