rectastrophe


a rectal catastrophe of sorts….includes and not limited to 1 man 1 gl-ss sort of disasters..you get the picture…your -sshole will never be the same after a rectastrophe
guy 1: hey my friend gonna try shoving a beehive up his -ss,,
guy 2: sounds like its gonna end in a rectastrophe

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