recto butter
an -n-l saliva produced after a firm stool. sometimes moist, sometimes crusty, residual soaked in -n-l hair as a result of leftover nuggets from last weeks dinner. advisable to be trapped between ones forefinger and thumb before bedtime. cleansing of the hands is a nicety, but by no means necessary to create finger b-tter the next morning. otherwise a blowback to 70s b-tter. b-st-rdised use of the term r-ct-m b-tter. back in the day was called a ‘kling on’. tuckers tip: no matter how dry ones toast is, never use in place of cow b-tter. best removed by foreplay. sometimes called -ss junipers
mummy mummy, my toast is dry, do you have any of that recto b-tter daddy always talks about?
no son, if your too young to produce your own, get some cow b-tter.
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