rectumonious
someone who is a sanctimonious -sshole. usually a politician.
example 1
voter 1 – wow listen to that holier-than-thou candidate talk about finding religion, even though he cheated on his first 2 wives.
voter 2 – yep, he is r-ct-monious.
example 2
candidates who preach “do as i say, not as i do” are r-ct-monious.
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