Recum


the opposite of pre-c-m. this occurs after a man -j-c-l-t-s. s-m-n momentarily c-mes out in small drizzles for several minutes after primary -j-c-l-t–n.
i m-st-rb-t-d and -j-c-l-t-d a couple of minutes ago. i’m now rec-mming.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s onto his own face, as if giving himself a stranger. causes much embar-ssment, and disgust.
dude im gonna rec-m if i dont stop w-nking off!

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