recycling-retarded
1 (adj.) the phenomenon of a person becoming so ingrained with throwing away any and all byproducts that they can’t remember to recycle even when the option is placed directly beside the trash can.
2 (adj.) a kindergarten-level att-tude problem against recycling, and a sign of extreme, illogical selfishness resulting in aggression towards the earth and anybody who respects it.
you just put a plastic bottle, aluminum can, and plastic wrapper in a trash can that’s right next to the recycling bin. yet you b-tch about smelly landfills and also admit to not caring about oil pouring into the ocean. i don’t get it, did you witness your mother getting raped by a whale? you’re recycling-r-t-rded.
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