Red Balloon
a s-xual act that is characterized by tossing a women’s salad while she has hemorroids. take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. the ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.
even though chast-ty got hemorroids from extreme -n-l s-x, i still did a red balloon on her, and she liked it.
an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with g-d.
person a: someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
person b: you mean her ego or her size?
person a: both.
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