Red Balls


cocaine in a can baby!
cocaine is an incredible drug.
a case that is so big it has an entire police force working on it.
the washington sniper case was a red ball for the dc metro police.
a skit on the popular chapelle’s show

“cocane in a can, baby!”
“red b-lls! it gives you wings!”

allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.
“mayday! mayday! a crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red b-lls!”
1. cocaine in a can as seen on chappelle’s show.

2. red bull + bawls. a great combonation loaded with caffeine.
1. red b-lls got me!

2. man i drank some red b-lls/bawls and i couldn’t fall asleep until 7a.m.
when senior management throwing large number of resources and funds to resolve a sensitive issue. often seen in conjunction with vague orders from management to “just fix it.” widely used in the works by author david simon in his dealings with the baltimore homicide unit.
when a tourist is murdered in baltimore, it’s a “redball” case for homicide
unlike blue b-lls, red b-lls occur strictly because one is engaging in s-xual intercourse. most often the result of going b-lls deep in a menstruating woman. if this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having s-x with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.
yo, son! last night i was banging this chick, but she didn’t tell me it was shark week. i woke up and i had red b-lls. d-mn, i should have been on the discovery channel.
sore, aching t-st-cl-s resulting from too much s-x and/or masturbation.

in effect the opposite to blue b-lls
while unemployed darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red b-lls.

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