Red Bandit
white male late 20’s early 30’s with ginger hair, day walker. loves to get f-cked up on pills and beer and go on dates with $30 dollar prost-tutes. preferably two black ones at a sh-tty hotel. can’t get his d-ck hard to f-ck’em blames the hookers and calls a new one and takes her to next room over. uses mangled finger to finger bang her and scratches the inside of her p-ssy to sh-t. the red bandit is a very h-rny villain with no boundaries or safe words.
the red bandit is also a hair c-mmer. chick falls asleep and he’s a wake he will at all cost c-m in her hair.
the red bandit loves bl-w j-bs.
if you were asked if you were hungry and you were, it would be appropriate to say “does the red bandit love bl-w j-bs?”
wake up in the morning and your hair is already gel’d, you got hit by the red bandit
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