Red Belend
when a man gets a bl-w j-b (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
quite a nasty thing.
this girl gave me a bl-w j-b last night, but she gave me a f-cking hench red belend cos she’s got a brace on.
it kills man. dont ever take a bl-w j-b from a girl with a brace.
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