Red Bird


the female version of the spider-man.

while on her period the female pulls bl–dy discharge from her v-g-n- and flings it in the face of the male while cawing.
girl: i caught my boyfriend cheating on me last week so i hit him with that red bird.

girls friend: d-mn your sick b-tch!
possibly the greatest team ever. they’ve been carrying on tradition of beating ranger -ss since ’42, and will keep it going forever.
wow, did you go to the game last night? the redbirds absolutly raped benton.
when you have s-x with a girl and she bleeds all over your sheets and hands
that one kid totally redbirded that blonde last night. he’s so college.
a red bird is another name for a redneck.
“man, that guy was such a red bird.”
cl-ss of new york subway cars that were painted red to prevent vandalism. car cl-sses are r36 and r33. retired in 2003.
i took a redbird to grand central as part of my commute today.
h-m-s-xual and/or questionable business practices. molesting underage boys.
perhaps i’ll “pull a redbird” and rma some.

i got a special from redbird, free transit in exchange for foot pix.

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