Red Canning It
when at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
the word and usage comes from the red cans of old milwaukee non-alcoholic beer.
normally, red canning it, refers to mormons who don’t drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don’t drink alcohol(5%), or potential s-x offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to “score” on a p-ssed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
dude one: dude two! she totally made out with me while i was red canning it. i remember the whole thing!
dude two: do you know what megan’s law is?
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