red card

fictional card you “throw down” to your friends to initiate a no questions asked go out and get bombed no matter what kind of night. typically you get one per year within a group of friends.
i don’t care if its tuesday and everyone has 9 a.m. cl-ss, my girlfriend just broke up with me, i’m throwing down a red card. bust out the jager!
the ultimate goal of target’s disillusioned lods and gstls who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.

usually the result of a life of sh-t, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they’re already working under sh-tty conditions at little over minimum wage.

victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally r-t-rded and morbidly obese individuals that can’t find a job anywhere else.
i just started working at target a week ago, and this nasty b-tch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if i don’t get redcards, she’ll murder me and rape my family.
that hurt my feelings, (so i yelled ‘this is sparta’ and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the f-ck out of there).
a statement used as an indication that another’s action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. the act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.
“yeah, she was so hot, i was ready to jump all over that.”

“dude, that’s my sister, and she’s only 15- red card!”
a girl gives a guy a red card when she has s-x with him and doesn’t tell him she’s on her period.
my girlfriend gave me a red card last night. i had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.
a membership card for the union, industrial workers of the world
“does that guy have a red card?
“nope, he still thinks that politicians will change things.
to overtly reject or deny.
nick: “how did you get fired from your job?”
danny: “my boss said i had to work on sat-rday so i red carded him.”