red carpeting


when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by
look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says “cutie”… seriously?
you see that dude’s shoes? didn’t know they still made l.a. gear!!!
sam and i were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door…

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