Red Dwarf
genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. sp-wned the word smeg as well as various cl-ssic gags. brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: instead of using “dead as the dodo” a phrase like “we’re deader than a-line flares with pockets in the knees.” is used)
has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on dvd (and the next two coming in novemeber and february)
talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.
how many other shows have you seen with death getting a knee to the b-lls?
best tv show ever in the world anywhere.
need another series!!!!!
red dwarf = pure genius
fabulous bbc sci-fi spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) following the antics of “dave lister,” the slob/everyman last human in the universe… “cat,” a pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship’s cat… “arnold j rimmer” an -n-l retentive hologram of lister’s dead roomate… and “kryten” the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom
” so let me get this straight. you want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and plead with him for your freedom, and you’re telling me you’re completely sane? ”
– rimmer, quarantine
originally meaning a small cool star; approximately 100 times the m-ss of jupiter but can be used to describe the p-n-s after -j-c-l-t–n.
1) guy 1:i always put my boxers on after i have s-x because i dont want my girlfriend to see my red dwarf.
guy 2: thats…nice. (presses hidden b-tton to call for security)
having s-x with a chick while shes on her period
i heard you did the red dwarf with that chick. -or- i showed her the red dwarf. -or- i gave her the red dwarf.
only the greatest band in existance.
“how was the red dwarf concert last night, barbara?”
“oh, it was the sh-t, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!”
a man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. he must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.
he is so much a red f-ckin dwarf. red dwarf sc-m bag!!!!!!!!!
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