Red Gooch


1) a gooch that has been irritated due to over stimulation via self pleasure, female pleasure, male pleasure, pleasure with a pencil, rock, bubble gum, pop rock, lint roller, or basically any object that one could imagine.

2) camping wh-r- on cod mw2
1) man, that guy kept rubbing his gooch with that pocket watch. i bet he has a case of the red gooch. nice!

2) that f-cking red gooch bpg kept camping the castle with his 4 red buddies.

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