Red Gyarados
what happens to a p-n-s when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.
guy #1: dude, i can’t have s-x for, like three weeks!
guy #2: d-mn, dude! how come?
guy #1: i took a p-ss in the woods the other day, and my johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.
guy #2: dude! your d-ck is huge!!!!
guy #1: yeah, but now he’s got the red gyarados…..
guy #2: d-mn….
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