Red Hulk


to “red hulk” is to cry like a little b-tch long enough that your face gets red and puffy, and every one laughs at you for being a m-ssive “puss-puss and you cry even harder, like a little b-tch.
in some cases, it happens to teens, 13 and up.
happens to prisoners the first time they go to/gets raped at jail.
has a long lasting effect when pale skinned.
example one
guy 1: hey man, did you see michael?
guy 2: why, what happened?
guy 1: he’s crying like a b-tch!
guy 2: should we help him?
guy 1: f-ck dat sh-t! let’s laugh at him!
guy 2: ‘aight
example two
guy 1: did you see that fine -ss on the new prisoner?
guy 2: yeaaah, he’s going to red hulk when i get ahold of his -ss
red hulk is a person who gets angry upon eating red die 40. warning sings include mood swings after eating ketchup, becoming snappy after eating twizlers, and strait up rage after drinking fruit punch. when known how to control red hulks can be very usefull. on rare occasions after consuming red die a red rash will break out for a few minutes on the persons body.
guy one: i dont know what happend she just punched someone out of nowhere.
guy two: was she drinking fruit punch?
guy one: yah
guy two: you’ve got a red hulk on your hands

Read Also:

  • red jacket shots

    nude shots of the female that show the full dripping gusset surrounded by the ‘red jacket’ of the l-b– lips. photographer: “come on love, lets get a few showing the red jacket” model: “not for the amount i am being paid. you’ll have to make do with the bull-nose

  • Lay-dar

    ladyboy radar. extra sensory perception that allows one to detect the presence of a ladyboy. origin: the combination of the words “ladyboy” and “radar”. “ladies at the club last night were smokin!” “calibrate your lay-dar, dude. they weren’t ladies, they were ladyboys.” male detection of the presence of an attractive female, alluding to the possibility […]

  • red liquid

    red liquid means blood. guy: im tellin you bruh he was shot cold all soaked in the red liquid dawg.

  • Honey Bunches of Oats

    my anti-drug. -hey man, wanna shoot some herion? -no way bro, i just bought a new box of honey bunches of oats. an awesome cereal! kevin:want some cheerio’s? al:f-ck that i eating honey bunches of oats! somebody who is dead s-xy. sometimes etable. hey honey bunches of oats. not cereal it’s like honey or sweetie […]

  • redneck cars

    mostly 60s-70s american muscle cars in bad condition tuned with cheap aftermarket parts. features: – giant hood-scoops – cheap paint job (often primer paint) – army b-mper sticker – rust all over it etc. a: hey, look at that old, rusty trans am with that giant hood-scoop! what a hillbilly. b: yeah, there’s a junkyard […]


Disclaimer: Red Hulk definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.