red jacket


n. a character in a science fiction show, who dies soon in the episode. this character often acts nonchalant or sometimes even cowardly. often their name is only mentioned in p-ssing, or are given no name at all.

taken from characters in star trek who wore red shirt/jackety things.
random guy: what could possibly go wrong?
other character: ooooh, he’s gonna be a red jacket…
virginity
“hey mom! i lost my red jacket today!” – you
“well i guess i’ll have to buy you a new one then…” – mom
“i don’t think that’s possible ;]” – you

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