Red John


one who loves the c-ck any way they can get it
your pullin a red john with those pants
a person who gets so drunk on red bull and vodka that the lose the key to their room and sleep on the floor in the hallway.
i walked out of my room last night and there was a red john sleeping on the floor so i kicked him really hard in the stomache.
a 19-year old dude who looks like a 12-year old boy, wears women’s clothing, and has a righteous funk about him.
man, if you don’t wash yourself, your gonna smell like red john.

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