Red Knight


when engaging in an act of s-xual intercourse with a woman who is in the peak of her menstrual cycle. the male proceeds to remove his member from the woman’s nasty place while imitating the sound of a sword being pulled out of a scabbard. he then slaps the woman across any part of her body, leaving a bl–dy red mark, reminiscent of being sliced by the sword of a medieval knight.
“schwingggg” went my dong as i pulled it out of its sheath. then “slice” as the red knight took another victim.

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