Red Lace Surprise
a pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.
“would you like a s-xy red lace surprise or a ‘hey, i got you a magnet’ surprise.”
“the first one.”
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