red lagoon
the not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chern-byl level menstral meltdown
him “you’re getting it”
her “mon then”
he falls
him “eeeee gaad”
her “oh god aye”
him “what’s on my face”
her “welcome to the red lagoon b-tch”
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