Red Lantern
a creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.
“that guy was staring at you for so long, he’s such a red lantern”
when a male stretches his scr-t-m over a light to create the appearance of a chinese red lantern
mikes accidentally burned his scr-t-m from making a red lantern
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