red rocket
that red hot dog like stick that emerges from a dog’s crotch. also known as the pink crayon or the pink lipstick
eww gross, your dogs got a red rocket, and he’s dragging his -ss all over the carpet.
a dog’s erect p-n-s. it looks like a shinny hot dog sticking out of a wool sock.
my dog has been fixed but for some reason he still gets a red rocket when we have steak or grilled cheeseburgers for dinner.
a dog’s b-n-r (also called “puppy lipstick”)
“ick bear, get your red rocket off of my leg!”
when a dog gets h-rny, his ‘red rocket’ will come out. it’s the same as a b-n-r
samantha gave the dog a handjob, he got a red rocket. she should get arrested.
a big red dog weener
my dogs red rocket stuck out 2 inches
a male dogs d-ck wen having a b-n-r.
my dog has red rockets all da time when he is touched
it’s what your breath smells like when you wake up sunday morning, you can’t remember and thing, and your dog is laying next to you.
party dude #1: dude, i’m so hungover. what happened last night?
party dude #2: i would say by the smell of your breath, that you blew your dogs redrocket!
party dude #3: awww please don’t tell anybody….especially my gay lover jimbob
red rocket: that felt good
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