Red Sea Queef
when a girl farts while she’s on her period, and the ferocity of her fart makes her v-g-n- vibrate in such a way that her period blood sprinkles the surrounding area.
kasey: i have such a heavy flow right now and the worst thing happened last night.
melissa: oh nooooo, girlfriend, what happened?
kasey: i accidentally red sea queefed all over chris’s d-ck.
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