Red Shaft
the act of a woman jacking off a man with sandpaper, thus creating the “red shaft”
so i was finally asked out by billy last night. everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. but it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.
hitting your shaft to hard and causing irritation, during m-st-rb-t–n.
i got a redshaft lastnight from angela, she hits hard
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