Red Shafting


the act of over rusty shafting (a ‘ewan’ entering from behind, thus making his ‘shaft’ ‘rusty’ or ‘browned’ (covered in excrement) in the process.)
ewan – “pounded your mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!”

jack (friend) – “you were red shafting my mum?”

ewan – “h-ll yea!”

jack – “cheers, she needed that!”

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