red smartie
a discreet term to inform a potential s-xual partner that a woman is menstruating. the term refers to the cl-toris, a woman’s princ-p-l s-xual pleasure centre.
“sally, when we get home i want to sleep with you.”
“me too tom, but i’ve got a red smartie for the next couple of days…”
“then we could get my fire engine out of the firehouse and i’ll gently hose you down if you want.”
“sounds good ….”
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