Red Stain of Death
red stain of death (noun) \’red-ˈstān-əv-ˈdeth\
the inevitable stain left by a container, usually the pitcher one brewed red kool-aid in, on a counter top or other surface. this often occurs when pouring the drank and some of the liquid runs down the outside of the pitcher. the stain will never come out and and will appear as a red ring. this popular drink comes in packets and boasts a mascot who is a humanized gl-ss pitcher of red kool-aid.
kid 1: my parents are going to kill me!
kid 2: why?
kid 1: i got the red stain of death on the laminate counter top!
kid 2: dump the evidence and wash the pitcher!
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