Red Velvet Cake


1. to engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. to penetrate a white girl’s bl–dy r-ct-m.
jim: i totally had some red velvet cake last night.

jane: nice, did you save some for me?

jim: of course… how about after dinner? it’ll be a great dessert, hehehe…

jane: oooh i can’t wait!
a red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. it is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. common ingredients are b-ttermilk, b-tter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.
red velvet cake

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