when your about to -j-c-l-t- and your d-ck gets cut off
bro look at all this blood i think mike had a red waterfall
when a girl has her period in the shower
dude there is blood all over the shower, i think my girlfriend had a red waterfall.
- it is i the great papyrus
the line of a super cool skeleton it is i the great papyrus nyehehehehehehheheheheheheheheh
a very insane person. belongs in mental hospital or zoo.💀☠️ wow parker is such a stenchpig
- tightest c*nt alive
when your out with friends and the ginger one disappears when it’s his round, or his misses comes and picks him up using the ‘lost my iphone’ app my ginger friend is the tightest c-nt alive.
1. when someone is trying to deceive or screw you over. 2. when someone is bullsh-tting you. “i heard katie and michael finally hooked up the other day.” “bro, are you wulfing me right now?”
- kickflip test
a kickflip done when ever you get new things that you use to skate e.g deck, shoes, wheels etc. that essentially detirmines how your life with that new thing will be. simmilar to the way that people hundreds of years ago would look at arbitrary things like cloud patterns to decide if the harvest will […]