Red Wipe
this is the result of too many wipings of your -ss in one day. what happens is your -sshole get irritated and eventually bl–dy. the result is your -sshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and sh-t.
bidets help with that.
shaniqua- “omfg, i just got a red wipe!”
la shonda- “girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!” make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
shaniqua- whaaat?
la shonda- from poontang to -sshole silly!
johnny “ohsh-t, i had a red wipe! there there was poo and blood on the tp!”.
boyfriend- you know whats the best thing for that? saliva. wink wink. =) i specialize with this.
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