redheadophilia


a condition characterized by a person’s involuntary attraction to a redhead. this person may dream about this redhead for days on. men are more commonly affected by this disorder than women. there is no cure for redheadophilia.
patient: i saw a redhead on the street, suddenly, i started drooling and having sensual dreams about her.

doctor: you have redheadophilia. there is no cure, so you will have it the rest of your life.

patient: nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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