Redmond


n. a cool, place in washington where everything is amazing. dude, microsoft was created here. people driving around in mazeratis. go redmond!
guy 1: hey, look, that girl is from redmond!
guy 2: how do you know?
guy 1: she is amazing! and so is redmond!
a cool, diverse town in washington, home of microsoft! most students attend redmond high school, which has a state-of-the-art arts program and excellent sports teams-go stangs! we’ve got our share of misfits (druggies, emos, douchebags, etc.,) but most of them we ostracized to the plateau. there is plenty to do around here, nice parks, and an overall awesome community.
redmond > sammamish
a term used by computer enthusiasts to refer to microsoft as the company originates from redmond, washington.
take note redmond, linux can fit a whole os in 80mb, not gb.

guy 1: “did you hear? redmond’s going to release a product that doesn’t suck.”
guy 2: is it a vacuum cleaner?
an awesome place in washington.
have you ever been to redmond?
no, have you?
yup.
lucky!!!
a akward looking juvinile who is a descrace to every thing he does. the redmond also has a nasty mess of a hair cut.
d-mn those redmonds agrivate me sometimes.
stinky -ss

someone who had a deficating -ss stinch
chris redmond

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