Redneck Buttplug
the act of removing your dip and shoving it up someone’s b-tt hole and proceeding to have -n-l s-x. the saliva soaked tobacco acts as a stimulating lube.
jimbob: “hey maryanne, thanks for letting me give you a redneck b-ttplug last night! i had the a nice tobacco buzz for hours!”
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