Redneck Condom
a plastic bag and a rubber band
well shucks, we ran out of c-ck covers so lets make one o’ thems redneck condoms
plastic wrap.
darlin don’t forget your redneck condom!
where is it?
in the second drawer next to the tin foil!
a chicken.
“oh harvey, i forgot to bring contraception!”
“not to worry edna, i’ll catch us a redneck condom!”
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