redneck divorce
n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one’s spouse
intern: but i don’t get it, judge. they’re not living together, they’re fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they’re still married?
judge: neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney’s fees for an actual divorce. this is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
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