Redneck eating contest


when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch nascar, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter
billy ted: did you see jimmy jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won

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