Redneck Ketchup


(n). synonymous to ranch dressing, preferably the cheapest brand on the shelf. the type of dressing that low socioeconomic status individuals use to douse their diabetes-inducing foodstuffs, ranging anywhere from hot-pockets to pizza, or anything else imaginable.
wife: “hey, cletus! you ‘unna stop ‘n pick up that possum on the side ‘a the road, there?”
husband: “iffin’ we’ve got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner.”

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