Redneck pick up lines
used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.
examples of their redneck pick up lines include but are not limited to:
1) did you fart? cuz you just blew me away
2) are yer parents r-t-rded? cuz ya sure are special
3) my love fer you is like diarrhea, i can’t hold it in
4) do you have a library card? cuz i’d like to check you out
5) is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz i can see myself in em
6) if you was a tree and i were a squirrel, i’d store my nuts in yer hole
7) you might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away
8) i know i’m not no fred flintstone, but i bet i can make yer bedrock
9) i can’t find my puppy can you help me find him? i think he went into this cheap motel room
10) yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) if yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep til afternoon
and the best for last
12)your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up
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