Redneck Résumé
the back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to p-ss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.
“hey joe, according to that guy’s redneck résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates obama, and p-sses on chevrolets. now i know so much about him!”
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