redneck retirement


a new form of retirement for self sufficient people who suddenly realize that everything they own is payed off. age or savings play no part in deciding to go into redneck retirement.
the morning after my mortgage burning party i called the b-tches in hr and told em to get bent, i am entering into redneck retirement.

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