Redneck Riviera
the redneck rivera is located on the emerald coast in the the florida panhandle city of panama city and panama city beach florida. also called la…lower alabama but most affectionately called the redneck riviera. a strip of surf and sand that stretches some 95-miles along florida’s highway #98. the most beautiful beaches in the world. sugar white sand, gently washed by an azure sea.
home of the best spring breaks, water parks for the kids, tattoo parlors, beer joints, crab shacks, burger barns and tee shirt boutiques. plus more beach trash and trinkets than you can imagine. there are high-rise condominiums with beautiful drunk skinny girls on each floor. panama city beach makes tailgating at a nascar infield appear hoity-toity. the always-heavy beach traffic is a blend of pick-up trucks, motorcycles, mercedes benz, suv’s and beamers. perhaps that’s the charm of pc beach – it’s so funky, it’s fun.
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all of the girls from the local high school went to the redneck riviera to get drunk and cruise the strip.
a general term indicating a waterfront region that is distinguished by a wealth of natural and scenic beauty, where the residents are primarily products of the working cl-ss (working poor). often a former resort area that has fallen on hard times.
skeeter hain’t been the same since last summer on the redneck riviera when jim bob ran over his head with a jet-ski.
the mississippi and alabama gulf coast that includes biloxi, gulf sh-r-s, and gulfport. the water tends to look like raw sewage and the air smells like sweaty tampons. the beaches are usually littered with broken beer bottles and old condoms. fine dining along the beach consists of… a waffle house.
tyrone: “where da h-ll you going in those confederate flag swimming trunks, t-bob?!?”
t-bob: “i reckon i’m going to biloxi beach.”
tyrone: “that ain’t no beach, you dumb cracka! that’s just the redneck riviera!!!”
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