redneck roulette
when a group of rednecks take turns having s-x with one girl without using condoms. each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn’t his. often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck’s sisters.
redneck #1 – hey man get ready, we’re gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with billy joe’s sister.
redneck #2 – a ding dang doo!!
when a group of rednecks take turns having s-x with one girl without using condoms. each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn’t his. often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck’s sisters.
redneck #1 – hey man get ready, we’re gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with billy joe’s sister.
redneck #2 – a ding dang doo!!
a version of russian roulette, but for rednecks. a microwave equipped with a turntable inside is place on the center of a table (this requires an extension chord). multiple rednecks sit around the microwave evenly-sp-ced apart. place a handgun with one bullet in the chamber inside the microwave. turn the microwave on for 5 minutes. the handgun will rotate around on the turntable inside the microwave. when the handgun fires, whoever gets shot loses.
disclaimer: be sure to only have one bullet inside the gun and that it is in the chamber. if there are other bullets in the clip or revolver, those bullets will also fire and you will damage your handgun.
do not ever try this!
“well i’ll tell you what. night before last, me and the fellers done played redneck roulette at tami sue’s place, and bobby got shot real good.
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