Regretgasm
an -rg-sm that is immediately, or soon thereafter, regretted upon, as you were having s-x with someone you should not have been having s-x with.
i b-mped into my b-tch of an ex-girlfriend, and it ended with a solid regretgasm. i even yelled “nooooo” as i came, realizing my mistake.
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