when you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer’s tan having, gun toting redneck jesus as your lord and savior.
“excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?”
“no! i do not want to accept redneck jesus as my lord and savior.”
poon so stretched out that it claps like thunder when the girl is jogging. gina has eight kids and a bad case of thunderpoon.
- minty clinch
minty clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of b-gg-ry upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond dest-tute, whereupon he took his own life. “where’s warren the filth tonight?” “he’s doing a […]
- loosey malusi
a loose, wide, or worn out v-g-n-. to much s-x may result in a loosely malusi got in bed with this smokin’ hot babe but she had a loosey malusi.
- loud b*tches
dumb females that dont know the reason nor the existence of silence and the words shut the f-ck up yo loud b-tches can you please just stop talking your friend is right f-ck-ng in front of you
- libby s*ck
when you’re given a bad bl-wj-b from the queen of england queen elizabeth: “how was that baby?” prince philip: “that was such a libby suck.” queen elizabeth: “cri”