Redneck Sampling


opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.
well, i wasn’t sure if the color was a good one for me, so i opened the bottle and painted a nail. i was redneck sampling it.

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