redneck savings account
the intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.
done by stupid people who don’t realize they’re giving the government an interest free loan all year.
billy bob: got mah tax refund today – six hunnert some bucks!
melissa: ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.
billy bob: huhhh?
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