rednexistentialism
a philosophic theory whereby life’s complicated condition of existence is explained with an over-simplified, sometimes belittling, joke.
when wade confided into bert about his problems being recently divorced, bert, using rednexistentialism, told him he would be fixed if he “bagged a chick”
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